Some scientists can't get no satisfaction, and other stories we're monitoring

-- The New York Times says women in science don't get no respect. UMR says climate is responsible.

-- The World's Tallest Man recently shoved his whole arm down the throats of two very disturbed but ultimately very thankful dolphins.

-- Some high school students on the East Coast who have never heard of UMR will soon be hearing about UMR (or whatever we'll be calling it), thanks to this man.