I got a very important email this morning from my friends at XM Radio. Confidentially, they were letting me know that they are planning a hostile takeover of Sirius. Actually, I think it's more like a friendly merger; but that's no fun. Anyway, both of them are probably broke. What this means to me is that I'll probably start getting access to Howard Stern's show at some point, which might be kinda exciting since he just killed Anna Nicole Smith in order to gain control of her millions and to boost the ratings of his dying program. At least, that's what I'm hearing from my sources.
What else is going on? Well, I wrote an op-ed piece that appeared in Monday's St. Louis Post-Dispatch in which I totally made up all of the facts and purposefully short-changed women engineers. Mindy Limback put me up to it and pitched the idea to the Post-Dispatch, so I am actively blaming the whole mess on her.
P.S. I was kidding about the facts and female engineers, in addition to almost everything else. Maybe I should give this sense-of-humor thing a break. I think I've reached a point of diminishing returns.
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